Jingles

Ditty a Day #29: Pizza

This one comes from the bizarre story of a pizza delivery man who decided to use a customer’s son as ransom. If the pizza place had a jingle, this would be it.

Maybe I Have a Future

I’m away for the day, so sadly, there’s no ditty. So instead, I give you Paul and Storm, two men who every day give me hope that there is a market for the silly things I do. They basically get paid to perform fake jingles live!

Ditty a Day #23: Camden

I imagine that the Tourism Committee for Camden, New Jersey has a tough job on their hands. So I’ve decided to help them out, by offering this catchy tune they can use for their radio and TV spots.

Ditty a Day #22: It’s Bread

Another silly product jingle: this one’s for bread!

Ditty a Day #20: Side Effects May Include

Ak! I’m late on this one! It may not technically be Monday, but here is Monday’s ditty, nonetheless.  This kicks off product jingle week here at Ditty a Day, and this idea is thanks to @lesisputnik! Let me know in the comments if you have any silly product jingle requests.

Jingles

So, I’m kind of bummed. Brian and I were psyched to audition for Mark Burnett’s new reality show ‘Jingles.’ The basic premise is that teams compete to write commercial jingles for ad companies. The idea behind the show is to revive the art of the jingle.

You can imagine why Brian and I were so excited about this. Well, it turns out that we’d have to be available for six weeks this summer/fall. It would be kind of hard to justify taking a semester off to be on a reality show about commercial jingles. Maybe next season, after it becomes the most successful television venture in the history of the medium.

Also, all you web designers out there: can anyone figure out what’s wrong with my navbar? The lightup buttons display too high on Macs. I have neither a Mac nor the knowhow to fix this issue, so any help would be much appreciated.