I’m away for the day, so sadly, there’s no ditty. So instead, I give you Paul and Storm, two men who every day give me hope that there is a market for the silly things I do. They basically get paid to perform fake jingles live!
Today is Fidel Castro’s birthday, apparently.
OK, we’re back on track now with the Ditties. Today I was at a total loss for what to write, so I decided to do a “this day in history” ditty. And I found the ridiculous story of Vasa, a Swedish warship that sank about 100 meters from shore on its maiden voyage, August 10, 1628. It’s a ridiculous story, and I thought it needed to be told as sea shanty, naturally. Pay special attention to my expert mandolin stylings on this one. Yyyyyeah.
Welcome to day 3 of cellphone week! Today, we’ve got a lovely little number that can be used for incoming text messages. This one is dedicated to the fine people of D4, for obvious reasons.
Also, just a note: tomorrow’s ditty may not, in fact, be a ditty. I’m putting the finishing touches on a new full-length song, and will probably just push that out tomorrow. I think it’s a better deal, anyway.
This is a little nod to a weird suburban problem that we all seem to have. I’m not entirely satisfied with the rhymes, but such is life when you try to do one of these a day.
Hope I don’t get killed for this one!
I have dreams of one day shredding my way to the top. Until then, I have a Wii. Also, a vibraslap.
I recently graduated from college, where a cappella basically comes out of your ears. Leaving such a place has been a rude awakening.
