Here it is, another full-length song! I heard recently that there are only four real phone booths left in New York City. It must be really depressing for those booths to see all their friends disappearing like that, so I gave one a voice. And a cowbell. Lyrics and MP3 download after the break!
The reason there was no ditty yesterday can probably be described by what you see below; it’s not even done yet. Get ready for something loud later this week!
Sorry for the skipped day yesterday – it’ll pay off at the end of this week, hopefully! Anyway, this week’s ditty’s are settings of the always-enlightening Missed Connections section of Craigslist. First up, a short cop-out ditty, care of this posting!
I’m away for the day, so sadly, there’s no ditty. So instead, I give you Paul and Storm, two men who every day give me hope that there is a market for the silly things I do. They basically get paid to perform fake jingles live!
I imagine that the Tourism Committee for Camden, New Jersey has a tough job on their hands. So I’ve decided to help them out, by offering this catchy tune they can use for their radio and TV spots.
Another silly product jingle: this one’s for bread!
This was inspired by my friend Bonnie, who was recently hit by a taxi in New York. She’s on lots of pain killers that make her say silly things, so she asked me to write a song about it.
Ak! I’m late on this one! It may not technically be Monday, but here is Monday’s ditty, nonetheless. This kicks off product jingle week here at Ditty a Day, and this idea is thanks to @lesisputnik! Let me know in the comments if you have any silly product jingle requests.
