Welcome to the Ditty a Day cellphone series, in which the ditties are ringtones and/or voicemail messages. Today, I taught myself how to make the vocoder behave. Can’t say it’s my most inspired work, but it did its job.

Download the MP3 for use as a ringtone.
Or, if you have an iPhone, download the ringtone version here.

[EDIT: Ironically, that iPhone link will apparently not work in Safari. Firefox has no problems with a Save As, but I’ve also included the mp3 download now, if all that is too much trouble.]